we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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