Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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