That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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