This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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