A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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