The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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