absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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