How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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