I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm bleeding and have questions
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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