Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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