do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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