who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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