Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We left the knife in your bed.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
