Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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