is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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