She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Drunk is not a location!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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