Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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