return my video game
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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