I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
