I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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