god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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