Cold hands, warm shart.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
