Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
