Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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