i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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