It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
