just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
it hurts more in the daytime
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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