At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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