Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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