You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
