You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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