I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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