Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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