Whod you bang
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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