I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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