hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
