I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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