Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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