He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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