So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
