We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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