I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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