Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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