It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
