i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I forget how to act sober
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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