is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
dude. I can hear the air.
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