somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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