That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
