It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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