I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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